Scrolling through Facebook status updates with my boyfriend, we passed a post that read “nobody puts baby in the corner.” My boyfriend, always one to impress, commented “Oh, that’s the name of a new Fall Out Boy song. It’s really good.”
Desperately wanting to give him the benefit of the doubt, I stare at him for three minutes and ask him if he’s serious. I proceed to give him every opportunity to prove that his knowledge of our generation consists of more than cretinous music recorded in the last year and at the very least extends back to the Dirty Dancing. It didn’t.
This is an example of many things. Most importantly, it is in example of one of the last straws that broke our relationship’s back.
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